chikyblonde's Diaryland Diary

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"when life hands you lemons, fill a squirt gun up with the juice and shoot people in the eye with it!"

--unknown to me who wrote that

"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

--jack handey

3:38 p.m. - September 07, 2005

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